By Harry Ballsonue
Black Crows: Sunny, Crow, Jingles, Sparky, Chico, Killer, Rake and the Kamikaze
White Doves: Stevo, Tunes, Snowpants, Hurricane Hollywood, Turk, Mez and Big Ned
Green Canaries: Rocky, Soupy, Chevy, Razor, Flintstone, Spanky, Eonee
The Black Crows take the mini, with some very intense hockey, you would think it was a regular tournament. But before I talk about the hockey, I want to talk about some solid moves by some fantastic guys. Last week, Sunny was unable to make it to hockey….he never called as he just could not…what does he do this week? He brings a 24 of Sleeman Original. How solid is that? Razor, he is supposed to bring a 12…..what does he do? He brings a 24 instead. Super solid Razor! The Rake, says “I gave late notice last week, here is something for the Tomcats.” What does he bring?…a 12 of MGD. A super solid by the Rake…a super fantastic gesture by super fantastic guys.
The Turk, suggested that the Tomcats purchase some Yuengling Beer from out of Ohio. “The beer is brewed in Pottsville Pennsylvania, it is very good beer” The Turk had stated and added, “We should get some for the stage.” The Turk Concluded. Jingles, gets into his vehicle and drives to Ohio and picks up two cases for the Tomcats. The beer was enjoyed by all.
After hockey, once again, a ton of guys sitting up on stage, drinking beer and mingling with the Yuengling.
So what about the hockey you might say, well, Sunny picked a super team and the boys on the Black Crows did very well on the Kapusta Kow Palace. “I thought we did well, nothing but good hockey played tonight,” indicated Sunny, who had his son come out to watch.
Three stars as selected by La Bamba, 3rd star, Crow, 2nd star Eonee (Spanky’s son) and the first star, Chico, who played goal.
A first for the Tomcats an Uncle, a son and a dad…that is what you got, tonight as all three were on the White Doves. Stevo, his son Big Ned and Stevo’s brother, Hollywood who just happens to be the Uncle of Big Ned. “I have waited since my son was 4 years old for tonight, it was a fun moment for me, to be on the Kapusta Kow floor with my son…..he needs some more seasoning in the minors, but I hope he can come out next year on March break and play again,” stated a beaming Stevo.
Tomcat statisticians want to point out that the Hurricane scored more goals then Chevy on the night, “Yes, my mentor scored three and I only got one, he deserved it, he is a great player and I have looked up to him since I arrived on the scene”, indicated Chevy.
Chico had made and announcement that dealt with the Outdoor game. The game is to be played on Tuesday April 29 and he asked if anyone is interested in playing that they sign up. A sign up sheet was placed up on the stage. Doc and Chico are taking over the outdoor game from Bulldog. “We are really looking forward to organizing the night and I hope everyone comes out and has fun”. Chico then added, “The cost is only $10 and Chevy and his wife are sponsoring the event, so a big thank you goes out to them”. An ecstatic Chico had indicated.
Chico was good enough to fill in, in the net and interesting enough all three goalies shared one common thing….what is it? Check out the photo and see what it is!
Another great night of hockey, only 6 nights left….in the Tomcat Tuesday night hockey season…..
Hey, whilst you are checking out the goaltending equipment, would you mind if I put my Harry Ballsonue.




