Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

“By the age of 18, the average Hockey fan has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series”. Steve Rushin

Team Black: (TheBlackfish) Sunny, Soupy, Lovie, Hollywood, Rocky, Chico, Jingles and the Turk
Team White: (The Swordfish)Snowpants, Spinner, Stevo, Falcon, Sparky, Hurricane and the Matador

Games were tied at the end of the night, one game each. Interesting facts about the games. The first game did not start until almost 7 o’clock. At 6:30 p.m. there were only 6 guys on stage getting ready to play. In the first game, the first goal did not get scored until the 9:36 mark. In the second game, three goals were scored within the first minute of play.

If you look at the players that played, no hackers, no wackers. Just some clean fun loving hockey.

Spanky who was suppose to make his Tomcat debut, never showed up. Rumour was he had no equipment, no stick, no gloves and just decided, ‘oh nuts, I just won’t go’. I am sure Management will be having a little word with him. Its not like he just stepped out of the Russian hockey program in 1972. Tomcats have sticks, gloves, all he had to do was ask. And speaking of sticks…..

62 sticks…

Only Rocky, Crow, Doc and Zaba out for next week, and of course Junior too.

It is a 6:30 start. If guys are having problems getting there for that time, maybe adjustments need to be made in baby sitting, family issues, leaving work….having sex with your wife before you go….”I think nest week will start right at 6:30 and guys can just trickle in and put on a white shirt or a black shirt and just play….there does not seem to be a great deal of respect for the starting time and the rest of the players” stated Rocky.

Sunny, Snowpants and Chevy would like you to respond to the Christmas Party request! Are you going? what are you having? The say it is a very simple process, just hit reply and respond to their question.

Tomcat Hockey Pool….this was as of Tuesday November 12.

Team                                  Points
Hollywood Hooks             171
Hurricanes Hamsters      161
Matty’s Marching Band  160
Lovie’s Loogies                 157
Soupy’s Sliders                 155
Mez’s Mittens                   147
Bubbles Baublers            147
Falcon’s Flippers            147
Crow’s Crawfish              144
Cribzie’s Crabz                135
Stevo’s Salamanders      134
Sparky’s Ingniters           127

While you are checking out the Hockey Pool, can I put my Harry Ballsonue.