By Harry Ballsonue
Black Hawks: Chico, Soupy, Chevy, Matador, Tunes, Jingles, Hurricane and Sparky
White Eagles: Hollywood, Spinner, Snowpants, Cribzie, the Rake, Kamikaze, Stevo and Sunny
Barry Manilow wrote the words, “I write the words that make the whole world cry”, well every week, I write the blogs and I have to (at least I think I do) I have to come up with a catchy title. Like “Here to play, Finner, Spinner and Killer” or “No Malarkey it was Sparky”. It does not make the world cry…but I hope it at least gets you, the reader interested, as in ‘oh my, what’s this article going to be about’? So last week, I’m on a news web site and I see the title, “Man cuts off testicles , delays wedding”. How do I get compete with that? I can’t so headline is simple, Black Hawks take it, which they did. “I think we blew our load in the first game, when we came back from a 7-2 deficit” indicated Sunny, “We just did not have what it took to win the second game” Sunny concluded. That is a fact, the Black Hawks were up 6-1 and 7-2 at one time and the White Eagles screamed back to tie the game up with 11 seconds on the clock, after they pulled their goalie.
The Black Hawks vowed revenge and got it, by putting the boots to the White Eagles beating them handsomely in the second game 10-4.
The Black Hawks, had the stronger team and showed their puck moving ability. The White Eagles seemed to have difficulty getting the ball out of their own end and gave the ball away on countless occasions.
Hurricane had a good night for the Black Hawks, scoring some timely goals. New comer (show case player) Tunes, did very well, with his orange socks, scoring 5 on the night to help seal the deal for the Black Hawks.
Stellar net minding was also witnessed, as Chico put on a goaltending clinic, making save after save after save. “Cheeks was awesome tonight” stated Chevy, “goaltending wins you games” Chevy further added. It has been said before, any supreme athlete needs three things to be a superstar, Talent, Strippers and Speed. The Blackhawks had supreme athletes on their team and that assisted them with convincing wins.

Chico played some tremendous hockey for the Black Hawks. “Cheeks was on fire, he is moving up the goalie depth chart within the Tomcat organization,” said Sparky.
Stevo, seemed to suffer some sort of injury (lower body) but team doctors and coaching staff are saying it is nothing and that the trusty steed will be back next week. He was seen icing his right knee after the game . Others, close to the situation are saying, don’t expect to see him in the line up anytime soon .
Plans are being made for the second ever, Tomcat Christmas Party. it will be held on Friday November 29 at Rock Bottom upstairs. The cost has not been determined, but, if you have a red marker, circle that date on your calendar and get a sitter if you need one, cuz you want to attend this event.
Solid move by the Kamikaze for bringing a 12 of Coors tall boys, you know management will give him a few more Tuesday nights.
Only a few cancellations next week, and the three show case players get to come out, one more time, so be on the ready.
Just a reminder, that on Tuesday nights, please bring a black tee shirt and a white tee shirt, no gray. Black and white.
Hey, Whilst that man had cut his testicles off, I could perhaps put my Harry Ballsonoue.

