Our editors don’t discriminate. We actually have guys (not considered Tomcat prospects) but we respond to all correspondence.
Dear Tomcats,
I love going down on my girlfriend, but my jaw gets sore after a while. Any pointers
Tom Tennant
Tilbury, Ontario
Dear Tom,
We anomalously surveyed every Tomcat on the current roster. We received one anonymous response from the Rake who had this problem. The rest of the boys could eat pussy like it was the seventh game of the playoffs. Or until there is an outcome.
I salute your persistence Tom. Any repetitive motion will be tiring (taken from our ergonomist file). What the fuck brother, are you on comp? You obviously are not doing this right. The Tomcats provide a summer technique camp (bring your own woman, or in your case, a test dummy).
WT
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Dear Windsor Tomcats,
A buddy told me its common knowledge that women fantasize about their platonic guy friends all the time. Is this true?
Jim Blair
Toronto, Ontario
Dear Jim,
Of course it’s true. Why do you think that the Tomcats get so many letters from married women? I can’t count on how many women fantasize about Stevo and Rocky. You should be so lucky. Wear a white shirt.
WT
Windsor Tomcats 