Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

Just want to say, that I saw 8-9 Tomcats drinking at the Tomcat Bar, on stage (Sparky Clock Table converted into a bar) and it is so cool to see the boys after a tough night of hockey, blowing the breeze and telling stories. Lovie was right in the middle of it all and the group hung onto every word as he told the story of hockey lands far far away.

THE TEAMS:

The L.E.D.’s: Captained by Sunny, Soupy, Stevo, Hurricane, Razor, Killer (Bulldog picked, but never showed up; $5.00 fine)
The Black Lights: Captained by Lovie, Snowpants, Matador, Jingles, May Day and Chico (Mez was selected, but never showed up; $5.00 fine)
The Neon Lights: Captained by Beep, Chevy, Cribz, The Turk, Doc and Hollywood.

STANDINGS

Team                 W  L  T  GF   GA    +/-   Pts.
White LED’s       3    1   0   11     3        +7     6
Black Lights      2    2  0    6      10      -2      4
Neon Lights      1    3   0   8      10       -4      2

As you can plainly see, the White LED Lights took the tournament.  In the final game. Neon Green was playing White and White could have lost if Neon Green beat them by a score of 12 nothing, but that did not happen and the White L.E.D.’s won the mini.

Killer notched 7 goals and had two assists on the night for the LED’s. “I think it was a team effort out there tonight and I want to thank my teammates for setting me up, I could not have done it with out them” Killer had said.

The three stars, as selected by La Bamba, 3) Lovie, 2) Razor and the first star with 7 goals and 2 assists on the 11 goals the LED’s scored, Killer.

During the game, May Day blasted one high and just a little above the net, it hit the back wall of the stage and broke through the paneling.

Mayday snaps a shot from center and puts one through the panelling and you want block his shot???

The Rake taught me how to shoot high like that, the strength of the shot came from squeezing tennis Balls when I was a kid just like Bobby Orr use to do.

38 Jackets have been ordered and will be ready for the Out Door Game.  Although, Bulldog was not at the April 2 game, he was suppose to have a list up for guys to sign who were interested in playing in the Out Door game.  With a show of hands, Cribzie, Jingles, Razor, Lovie, Sunny Soupy, Hurricane, Stevo, Killer, Matador, Chico, Beep, Chevy The Turk and Doc said they would play.  Hollywood, May Day were not there but we are sure they will participate.

Hey Mez and Bulldog, since you never show up and never call, I think I will put my Harry Ballsonue!