By Harry Ballsonue
White Rangers: Falcon, Rocky, Sparky, The Turk, Sunny, Soupy, Snowpants, Hurricane and Doc
Black Seals: Razor, Hollywood, Cribzie, The Rake, Beep, Stevo, Chevy, Killer and Chico
The White Rangers win 5-5, 5-2 and 3-1.
Good hockey over all, it seemed to me that the Black Seals had trouble getting that first pass out of the zone.
Falcon’s take on the game: “I had all the shots hit my chest, when I did not see the ball and I was screened, bam, the ball hit me on my chest” Falcon had stated.
Snowpants made a motion that more players bring $5.00 bills to hockey instead of paying with 20’s. Stevo indicated that it was his fault for not having enough Finn’s. Then someone said, it was their fault and then Hollywood said it was his fault for being born 14 years after his brother Stevo, “if only I was closer in age, I could have reminded him to bring more 5’s” Hollywood had whispered.
There are only 5 more Tuesday nights of hockey and then the outdoor game. The season is whisking by. Attendance tends to drop off after the tournament, but the Tomcats hope that it does not drop off too, too much.
Interesting Tomcat Fact: Players have been completing the survey, which is much appreciated. “Stevo sets these surveys up and wants to know what people are thinking. I know he will use them to base decisions on Clothing, the 25th Anniversary Jacket, St. Felix and who wants to be a Captain for the main tournament and the mini’s. If you don’t want to be Captain, he won’t make you, he’s not Nikita Khrushchev or Joseph Stalin, he’s Stevo,” indicated The Rake.
Purples after the game, Judy, poses with the Tomcats and seconds before picture is taken, Doc knocks over a full bottle of Coors light. (That is just not right!)
Judy from Purples poses with some possessed Tomcats…Are Sparky, Chico, Doc and Soupy zombies?
Black smoke rose into the evening sky over the Vatican as a conclave of cardinals failed to select a new pope on its first vote Tuesday, what is the process when Stevo leaves?
The Kapusta Kow Place is not the Sistine Chapel, but it is close.
Why is the Pope story being covered by 5,600 journalists from around the world, only 1 covers the Windsor Tomcats? It does not make sense; it should be the other way around.
I am also being advised by the IT department that someone visits our web site from Puerto Rico. We would love to hear who you are and about your your interest in the Windsor Tomcats. Email Stevo at sjaworiwsky@cogeco.ca. Maybe we can start a farm team in San Juan…the San Juan Tomcats…you come up to play us here (Dress warm) and we will go down there and play you guys. I would get to travel with the team on a media junket.
I am told that Sparky had full intentions on going to Doc and Jodi’s party, but when the time came, Julie said, “Hey Sparky boy, I’ve got tickets for Diana Krawl”. What’s next wondered Doc, a Dustin Beaver concert?
Five weeks left…then golf. Hey, when you are heading to the outdoor game, do you think I can catch a ride with you and put my Harry Ballsonue?
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