Twas a few days left till Christmas and all thru the Kapusta, not a Tomcats players pitter-patter was heard or Killer would have mowed them down. Stevo, The Rake and Shovey have also heard the refs whistle blow, for the trips, hacks and whacks delivered down low.
The newest franchise player Beep is quick, leaving fans to argue, who’s quicker, Snowpants or him? After several views using the cameras from above, people were still squinting and shrugging; unable to determine the two blurs from anything but snow fuzz.
The Goalies Razor and Falcon were seen raising a glass and reminiscing about one another’s career, whilst Skippy, The Danish, Chico, and Bearcat could be heard wishing for the coveted spot of playing as the number one or two.
The Turk and Hollywood were huddled close, and what exactly happened in that corner no one will ever know.
Players making Santa’s bad list might be Junior, Jingles and Spinner; but with a few days left till Christmas I still have hope they’ll get gifts yet.
Doc, The Matador and Zschabba may not be thought of as scoring guys, but each will tell you things are much different outside.
Lovie, Soupy and everyone else left quietly began to sing the Tomcats song, and fans were seen weeping with joy.
As the last light faded, and the snow began to fall, Stevo our fearless leader quietly spoke, “I really love the Tomcats, and I will see each of you shortly, back out on the floor”.
Yurri , the Elf
