Windsor Tomcats

I read the last two blogs today (Jingles and Spinner) and then got my trusty lap top out and practically sped to the Kapusta Kow Palace to watch the game.  Sure I have been watching on TSN and the Tomcat Hockey Channel, but to watch the game in person is the best.

THE WHITE HACKERS/WACKERS; Falcon, Junior, Turk, Beep, Soupy, Chico, Killer, Mez and Chevy.
THE BLACK GENTLEMAN OF THE FLOOR; Razor, Sparky, Rocky, Hollywood, Sunny, Stevo, Hurricane, Snowpants and Doc

Black wins, 7-5, 3-7, 7-4.

I am nervous writing this, I want everyone to read it and like it, it is my first blog of the hockey season, what can I say about the game last night, Chippy? Hackey? Rough?

I ask myself, do guys really need to do all that hacking? Do they really need to chop at the stick like that? Why hook a stick, of a guy, if the Flipping ball is not even going to him? Why hack at his stick, if the play is not near him? Do some of you really need to do this? If you loose the game, does it really mean that much to you? Do you loose sleep? Do you get cut off from having sex with your wife?

I was not allowed up on stage, but I had heard Sucky Stevo gave a rousing talk and told guys, if they wanted to hack and wack, that they would be told not to come out any more. My source, who did not wish to be identified said, he said, “and if you think, I won’t ask you to leave, try me. You can cry to your mommy, you can write the Windsor Star, we don’t need hackers, we all have jobs to go to in the morning and we have a long list of guys who want to play, if you think hacking is the way to play, then maybe Tuesday night hockey is not for you”.

Best moment of the night, Snowpants does a slide, and gets up all in one motion.

Best goal of the night, Hollywood laces one down the middle and the Hurricane, skillfully deflects it in.

Both net minders were stellar last night.

Score clock was used only in games up to 7….

Come on back, Spinner and Jingles.

The Turk was presented with an award for getting the Tomcats together 24 years ago…