We finally received a blog from an unknown source pretending to be Jingles. We then received another anonymous blog from someone saying they were Spinner. A little detective work from our Tomcat police officer friends indicates Spinner wrote the blog for Jingles, while Jingles wrote the blog for Spinner. Go figure…Nonetheless, here are the final two summer blogs!
Spinner posing as Jingles:
Jingles here, I’ve written this blog a dozen times already and never seem to be able to finish it. Now that I’m on injured reserve, it’s time to put pen to paper and finish this bad boy. My current ailment, an upper body injury, has made it difficult to hold a pen. I have tried thrusting my trusty ballpoint it into every major orifice I have, ear – rectum – nostril – belly button, but nothing has the gripping power that I really need.
Let me start by saying that I miss all you guys, especially Hollywood. Working 6 jobs: auxiliary policing, crossing guard, life guarding, male model, receptionist in my dad’s office and being an alter boy, BESIDES, going to school full time, has left me with very little energy to do anything exciting. So, there’s nothing much to report here. All I can say is, I look forward to returning to the Tomcat fold as soon as it is physically possible for me to dominate the way I always have in the past.
Remember, Play Hard and Stay Hard!
Jingles posing as Spinner:
My name is Spinner and I’m a winner, who hasn’t had time to write a blog,
I’ve been real busy, educating kids, in other words I’m working like a dog.
I’ve been teaching kids in Ghana, I met the Dali Lama, I’ve been reading to kids in Tibet,
Volunteered in Thailand, to carry bags of sand, I haven’t had any “me” time yet.
Now that I’m back in class, it’s time to get off my ass, the time is now for Double D to roar,
Spinners’ back in town, that’s what’s goin’ down, can’t wait to get back on the floor.
I’ve missed you all, and playing hockey with the ball, every Tuesday at Kapusta Kow,
I’ve done my blog in rap, cause I don’t give a crap, I’m back!…that’s all I have for now.
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