It was a well fought battle to the end, on the Kapusta Kow Palace floor last night! Sitting in the press box, watching the amazing back and forth of hockey, rumour had it going around the sewing circle, it possibly was the longest game, up to the seven score, in Tomcat history!
Razor was “razor sharp” in his outing, playing in net for the White Lightning last night! On the other side of the floor for the Black Thunder, Bearcat was pouncing, and attacking every shot the Lightning was throwing at him!
The Black Thunder consisted of Stevo, Doc, Chico, Snowpants, Cribz, Sparky, Junior (yes Junior)! The White Lightning had Hurricane, Shovey, Rocky, Soooouuuupppppy, Turk, Hollywood, and the Matador! The White Lightning were victorious in both games, with a 7-4 in the long game, and in a second, time determined game they won with a 4-1 final.
The thing about game one last night, with the score 0-0, sixteen scoreless minutes of hockey played, Hurricane had three points on the score sheet somehow? The statisticians were trying to figure how in the heck that happened!
Razor busted out his version of Wham’s “Careless Whisper.” Goose bumps perked up on everyone’s arms, and hair rose on the backs of their necks! “Whenever he croons a tune, I smile from ear to ear” said a happy Matador. Doc was quoted saying, “My wife and I are thinking of bringing the Karaoke party out of retirement just so Razor can host the evening!” Chico was overheard saying “I hope he sings I want your sex, I loooooove that song.”
And speaking of musical talents, in my recent travels, I noticed Cribz moonlighting as a trumpet player at the Kitchener/Waterloo Oktoberfest festivities. When he plays his trumpet, all the lady’s hearts melt! Take a look…
Thanking you all for reading, and for having girlfriends and wives!
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