On what was, without a doubt, the hottest night of ball hockey in the year 2012, the action was fast, furious, slippery and wet at the Kapusta Kow Palace. With 3 spares per side, the Windsor Tomcats put on a ball hockey display of epic proportions. The Falcon backstopped Szabba, Cribs, Snowpants, Skippy, Chevy, Doc and the Rake. Razor stood behind Rocky, Killer, Hurricane, Bulldog, Spinner, Jingles and Sparky for 7-6, 7-3 and 4-2 victories. Fresh from winning his 15th marathon of the year, Bulldog was the star of the night. Chasing down balls, forechecking and shooting and scoring from everywhere. The Rake made an unexpected appearance and managed to pop in a few himself …on his own goalie.
The action was hot and the beers were cold, making last night a classic in Tomcat history.
After ball hockey, we asked the average citizen on the street, who their favourite Tomcat was. Here are some reponses:
“Hi. I’m Jena Talia. My favourite Tomcat is Sparky. He has all the right moves whether it’s playing ball hockey or dancing with the stars. I get wet thinking about what his moves would be in the bedroom!”
” Bonjour all you lovelies in Tomcat land. I’m Hugh Janus. My favourite Tomcat is the snuggly and irresistable Sunny. Being Greek, I’m thinking he must have a huge anus.”
” Cheers mates. I’m Max E. Padd. My favourite Tomcat is the Falcon. That crazy bastard stops balls like it’s nobodys business…and looks good doing it!”
” Hey. I’m Dick Gazinya. My favourite Tomcat is Hollywood. He’s smart, he’s fast, he cooks up a mean shishkabob … he’s a real renaissance man. I like that.”
And that’s a Tomcat wrap!
Next time I see you all, I’ll show you Mike Litoris.
