By Haywood Jewblowmee
The May Day Marauders may be without their franchise player for the Tournament, Crow. Crow was injured in a Charity hockey game, a Tomcat Charity called: (WWWBB) Women Who Want Bigger Boobs, Crow was playing in Tilbury when he was hit from behind by a goon and Crow went down to the ice. “I feel a bit groggy right now, Doctors have told me I should not play, but I don’t want to let the Marauders down, I think I might have to be a game time decision”.
Vegas now, talking to odd makers, like the chances of the Met’s now that the Marauders are out, “The combination of Crow and the Eagle was to be spectacular, but now, one might soar and the other one is sore”. Stated a Scout with the Stingrays.
Marauders Captain, “It is a huge loss for us, I don’t know what to say, we will have our Doctors work on him tonight and see if he is good to go in the morning”.
Tune in tomorrow, to see what the action brings, but while the games are being played, Haywood Jewblowmee?
Crow injured in charity hockey game, doubtful for Tomcat Tournament
Windsor Tomcats 
WTF, my rugburns are worse than that!