Windsor Tomcats

by Harry Ballsonue

White Knights: The Danesh, Cribz, Chevy, Soupy, Snowpants, Mez, Junior
Black Falcons: The Falcon, The Rake, Rocky, Hurricane, Yuri and Bulldog
Yellow Raiders:  The Matador, Doc. Stevo, Zaba, Hollywood and May Day

Now that Valentines Day is over, most of the Tomcats returned for some hockey.  How many got laid the night that they skipped on hockey, probably none….

The Black Falcons won on the night, with a 3 to 1 win over the White Knights.  Chippy hockey I would say, just before the tournament, not good, I would also say….not sure what Saturday’s Tournament will hold.  The Bundura will have his work cut out for him.  Many slap shots tonight, tripping and just lots of un-needed hacking….

Three star selection, as selected by La Bamba, 3) The Mez, 2) The Falcon 1) The Danish ( I wanted to go with ‘The’ names tonight)

Stevo said to me, that he is unsure what to wear to Saturday for the awards ceremony, he indicated that he sees pictures of himself years later and says ‘why did I wear that shirt?’.

Bulldog Meloche won his first Mini Tournament this year. Congrats to Bulldog, as much as you hate to see the chippy-ness, you love to see a great guy like Bulldog win his first tournament of the year.  Go get em Bulldog.

Bulldog wins first Mini Tournament of the season, and that, right there is reason to play.

The Danish maybe had played one of his best Tuesday nights in a long time, “I thought I did well out there, much better then Skippy ever does, that I know” the Danish indicated.

May Day, the Minister of Fines and Grieves Acts, is looking at fining Hollywood for throwing his stick and Stevo for Drinking from the cooler before the night was done. Stay tune for those decisions, should be interesting, as Stevo had said, “Fine me for drinking from the cooler??? See if you see me on Saturday!”.

Tournament is this Saturday, please, no pushing, no slap shots, no tripping, no yapping, no Tom Foolery.

If any of that happens, I will put my Harry Ballsonue.