Management had predicted one spare a side tonight, seeing how a large number of the Tomcats were busy bustin out their bedroom moves for the lovely ladies. What did happen was there was one spare on the Black Cats and two spares on the White Knights side, one of which included Dizzy from the Skipjacks, who had been called up due to an apparent shortage of players.
The poor White Knights, lead by the usually dominating line of Stevo and Hollywood, fell three straight games to the Black Cats: 7-5, 7-2 and 7-2. While watching the action unfold, the White Knights were really only ever in it that first game…I’m just saying as stats are hard to argue with when the Black Cats are able to outscore your group 21-9, thats almost triple the numbers folks. The Black Cats were lead by number one goaltender Razor, who ended with a remarkable 3G.A.A. When I tried to speak to him later regarding the scoreboard, he stated, “I have one word for you, kid – CUP”. I take that fans to mean Razor is in the zone and has set his sights on another Stanley’s Cup. Razor fans are reminded they can get their fill as the netminder was last weeks featured player on the Tomcat Website. Coincidence – I’m not sure, but none the less he was outstanding as usual. Razor will get his opportunity to shine in less than 12 days, and with that tournament possibly another cup. Razors chances may have also improved as sources indicate the returning champs have lost their number one draft pick to in jury. Tomcat management was unwilling to speculate, but did indicate the player would be seeing specialist Doctor Dekeuout. Following that assessment a formal announcement may be made.
Skippy meanwhile was a surprise show as management had slated Hollywood to get the nod. After a 7G.A.A Skippy is likely wishing he let Hollywood take over netminding duties. And while no three star selections are made during regular games, Sparky would be my nod for his outstanding play in all three tilts. Sparky had “Moves Like Jagger” as during one game he was able to score twice using both posts as assists.
At the end of the games Sparky was surprised with The Tilston Charity Cup Trophy, presented by Skippy for the Tomcats recent win over The Skipjacks. At first Sparky was at a loss for words, then remarked, “Now where in my trophy room am I going to make room for this.” I think Harry Ballsonue, Bloggy Bloggerstein, or H.P.P took Sparkys picture with the trophy, considering I’m still using forged media credentials and don’t have the cash for any real equipement. Look for Sparkys photo and the glare from his dome in another article by a real reporter.
On my way out I caught up to Dizzy and asked why he had come out to play, heres what he said: “Well I already got laid this week and had nothing else going on, besides I needed to impress Tomcat management and I gladly answered the call”.
As I was headed to my car I realized not one player took the opportunity to have their Handsonmecac. I guess Tomcat players are indeed studs and all will head home to their lovely Mrs. Tomcats for some more scoring moves.
Yuri
Windsor Tomcats 