Windsor Tomcats

by Harry Ballsonue

The Rakers: Sunny, LaBamba, Rocky, Matador, Hollywood, Mez and The Rake
Sparkorama Spirit: Lovie, Soupy, Junior, Snowpants, Jingles, Falcon and Sparky
The Bulldogs: Chevy, Stevo, Yuri, May Day, Razor, Hurricane and Bulldog

It could not have worked out any better, three teams and two spares aside.  The goaltending was fabulous….”It has been a long time, since we had three solid net minders playing on a Tuesday night.” stated an enthusiastic Lovie, “Hollywood really did awesome out there tonight, you can always count on the Falcon and Razor”. Lovie concluded.

Hollywood did so awesome that he was the first star.  Second star went to LaBamba and the third star went to the Matador…(as selected by LaBamba)

Controversial Call

German Ref Loivvee Weinersneitsell missed a goal on the Rakers, “I no see it”, Weinersneitsell had said, clearly on video replay you can see the ball pass the cross bar, hit the water bottle (which was on top of the mesh on the net)  and then pop out to the ground.  The Rakers, were all a tether but the ball was clearly in.  A clever play by the Rakers net minder Hollywood. The goal was not allowed and the Rakers were allowed to win that game.

Valentines Day

Here are the 12 Tomcats playing next week, Razor, Sparky, Rocky, Junior, Crow, May Day, Hollywood, Yuri, Stevo, Lovie, Snowpants and Zaba….if anyone can get their bra and panties off and come out to play, the Tomcats would love to see you.

Flip Jacks

The St. Clair Beach Sting Rays, selected Chords to play in tournament, but he backed out after being selected….he has been handed a life time ban from the Windsor Tomcats and Skippy is on probation with the Tomcats for introducing him.

Dizzy

The St. Clair Beach Sting Rays have called up young Dizzy to fill in. “He is a good solid addition to the Sting Ray line up…he will fit in nicely, I’m glad he is able to play”, indicated Stevo, Captain of the Sting Rays 

Killer

Management may have this wrong, but Killer was to be in last nights line up, but did not show.  Tomcats will look into it and determine if a fine is in order. 

Sweat Shirts

$30 bucks gets you a beautiful Tomcat Sweat Shirt…..order today……call Hollywood to place your order.

Standings

                              W    L     T    GF    GA    +/-    Pts.
The Rakers          4      0     0     11     3      +9     8
The Bulldogs        1     2     1       6      9      -3      3
Spark Spirit          0     3     1      4      9       -5      1

Ballsonue

Maybe next week, on valentines day, I can put my Harry Ballsoune