Harry Palm Press:
Super strangeness snowpants, another week of hockey and again no mini tournament. It certainly surprised the three goalies who showed up and dressed. Hollywood, taking the reigns for big brother ‘The commish’ with some whips, chairs, and the promise of porn mags was finally able to get the other 18 players playin – just a few players shy of a mini tournament. Razor was a no show, which allowed a rare appearance by the Danish. Skippy and Falcon also dressed and the three goalies rotated for the night, all of them putting in solid performances.
In the end, Falcon reigned supreme taking both games he played in 7-3, 5-2 and a very miniscule 2.5G.A.A. Those numbers gave him the number one star. As the three goalies had showed up it was Skippy and Danish playing the first game, a very crafty move by the Falcon who is slated to play the Skipjacks this Sunday. Sources indicate ‘The Commish’ was actually at the Kupustow high in the owners box watching the action as Skippy and Danish played, videotaping weaknesses for the upcoming tilt and forwarding these weaknesses to the Falcon via his headset.
And while the first star may have went to Falcon, it was really Louis the Rake who stole the show when on stage he broke out the sausage, cheese and crackers. Nice job Rake!!
Speaking of nice job, thankfully a collision between Killer and Skippy left both players without injury, just a slight OWEEEE adjustment for Killer. I guess all that training Skippy has done to stop the commish from deaking him out of his tighty-whiteys again finally paid off.
Another surprising turn of events was the confirmation that Snowpants has decided to not participate in this Sunday’s Skipjack game. When questioned Snowpants stated, “What, come on man, the 49ers are playing, the freaking 49ers man. I mowed my lawn in their logo man, I gotta watch that game. I guess there’s no way the game can take place a week later. What’s the matter with the skipjacks, they got no football fans?”
As Snowpants was continuing to profess his love for the 49ers I saw the Rake reaching into the cooler for another ’67’, and Killer who was nearby icing his owee was overheard saying, ‘Thanks Rake, but….Yuri Handsonmecac’
Yuri
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