By Harry Ballsonue
Killer Coyotes : Lovie, Spinner, Junior, Hurricane, Hollywood, Mez, Falcon and Killer
Doc Bruins: Crow, Rocky, Shamus, Razor, Soupy, Sparky, Snowpants and Rake
Zschabba Bandits: Sunny, Stevo, Cribz, Chevy, Bulldog, May Day, Yuri, Skippy and Zschabba
Rex Brennen, the famous #4 wearing original Captain of the Tomcats, showed up to drop the first puck.
When I say, ‘what a night’, I mean, WHAT A NIGHT. Intense, fun and as always, some great hockey with a great, great bunch of guys. I watch with anticipation as the first three games were played…can you say, ‘as tight as a virgin’? The first three games, were 1-1. 3-3 and 4-4. The fourth game, finally the Killer Coyotes beat the Bruins 2 to 1….oh, another tight game!
“When I first saw the teams, I thought, oh-oh, we don’t seem to have what the Black Bandits have, but we did great, goaltending wins championships, and we had outstanding goaltending, hell, the Falcon was the first star tonight”. stated Lovie.
“Fantastic night tonight, we had the goaltending, we had he scoring we had the defence, Razor I thought was fantastic, we just could not put it in the net”. Stated Captain Doc.
“We did our best, I thought we really created a lot of chances and our D pinched in too, we tried, we came back from being down 3 goals and had a four to three lead, but then ended up with a 4-4 tie”. stated Zschabba.
The Killer Coyotes ended up winning the last night of Mini Tournaments for the 2011 year and ended up going with 2 wins and 2 ties, and being a plus four. The Zschabba Bandits, finished tied for second, barely, with a 0-1 3 record and were minus 3. The Bruins, went 0-1 and 3 as well, and ended up finished minus three as well.
The three star selection, as selected by LaBamba, 3)Hollywood, 2) Soupy 1) Falcon
A mention, should be made on the Hurricane, who scored 4 of the ten goals that the Killer Coyotes scored, quite amazing for a guy that they call ‘the Mist’.
There was a Tomcat Christmas Party and there was ‘an incident’. “Who ordered a veggie pizza”, stated a very upset Turk, “I hate pulling the seniority card, but I am taking over as the minister of pizza, thats it, I’m fed up,” The Turk Concluded. Youngblood did what he thought was right, in this tree hugging world, but he might be relieved of his ‘Minister of Pizza’ Duties today.
“Never mind no more artichoke, fru fru F*&^% pizza, from now on, we will have manly pizza. I am taking over” indicated the Turk, to a cheer at the Christmas Party.
So that closes the 2011 part of the Tomcat season, trip the light fantastic. Each Tomcat was provided with a handsome touque.
As for the game against the Sandwich Towne Skip Jacks, to be played on January 22, 2012, that is a go and that game will be played. It is my understanding, that Stevo will be sending out an email to everyone, to see who would be interested in playing in that game. Stevo was about to, but declined to make a comment until the email was sent and that he had something concrete to talk about.
And as you shut the Christmas tree lights, off, I can be beside you with my Harry Ballsonue.
Windsor Tomcats 