By Harry Ballsonue
The Windsor Falcons: Sunny, Soupy, Sparky, Cribz, Yuri and the Falcon
The Tecumseh Razors: Lovie, Stevo, Shamus, Rocky, Hurricane and the Razor
The Skippy Bumblebees: Chevy, Hollywood, Snowpants, Jingles, Doc, Killer and Skippy
Team W L T GF GA +/- Pts.
Razors 4 0 0 12 7 +5 8
Falcons 2 2 0 14 13 +1 4
Bubblebees 0 4 0 6 16 -10 0
The three net minders were the Captains, on November 15. The Falcons’ had first pick, then the Razors then the Skippy Bumblebees. The Razor’s dominated with 4 wins and went a plus 5 on the night. The Bumblebees on the other hand struggled out of the gate and finished with no points and a dismal minus 10. “You never want to see a team do bad”, indicated Doc,and continued, “but tonight, we did bad, we did not seem to have anything going, no passes, no shots on net, nothing”. Doc said, holding back tears.
“Skippy thought he picked a team that would win, but they got no points” Stated Sparky, with a smirk, “Not sure what he was really thinking”, Sparky concluded.
On a very happy note, the big Razor machine seemed to be Razor sharp and were able to cut through teams, they seemed to spot teams a goal or two and then come back and win the game, “We did well tonight out there”, indicated Lovie, “We needed to play better in some of the games and in others we were just too fancy, but we got the job done and ended up with 8 pints.”. concluded Lovie.
Hurricane scored 4 out of the 12 goals for the Razors and that is 33 percent of the teams goals.”He did well for us out there” Stated Captain Razor, “I am very proud of our effort tonight and of the great job Hurricane did out there for us” concluded Razor.
A huge, huge solid was performed off the Kapusta Kow floor, when Shamus brought a bottle of Appleton Rum for no reason at all.
“What a super great guy Shamus is”, indicated Jingles, “I brought him out to play for the Tomcats and look at him, he brings a bottle of Rum for no reason, what a super great guy” Jingles concluded.
“I love that guy”, stated Killer, “He brings a bottle of rum for no reason, he should be an assistant captain or something” Killer concluded.
“You got to love that about Shamus, he does that, brings Rum, I say, we should have a Shamus day or something” Stated the Falcon then added, “I did not pick him tonight for the Falcons’, but that is a super solid that he did and I will pick him next time, when I am a Captain”. Falcon concluded.
The three star selection was as follows as selected by LaBamba 3) Cribz 2) Soupy) 1) Shamus.
“To be selected as a third star means a great deal to me”, stated Cribz, “Thanks LaBamba for picking me”. Cribz concluded.
A few other points of interest, perhaps on the Tomcat trivia quiz, “who was the first Tomcat to be thrown out of the face off circle in a mini tournament’? Answer: Hurricane.
The Bumblebees before, their game against the Falcons, yelled a cheer, “Jingles Blows”. (it was festive, even though American Thanksgiving is still two weeks away.
“You don’t hear the chants any more, like you did in the single games” Stated Snowpants, “The Jingle blows was nice to hear, I would like to hear more of that” Snowpants concluded. Stevo’s idea is to sing, “There is no Snowpants, like Snowpants, like no pants I know”, when every Snowpants walks into the Kapusta Kow.
Another great night of hockey and more fun on the stage.
Hey, while pouring Shamus’s Rum in your cup, I will put my Harry Ballsonue.
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