… By Harry Ballsonue
It has now been over 5 weeks since the Tomcats have laced up their floor hockey shoes and played ball hockey on the Kapusta Kow floor, personally I miss it. I miss the guys, I miss the horsing around, I miss the “Snowpants blows Sparky” chants between the games. I cannot report on something that is not longer happening, but I can report on the Tomcat pool. Paul ‘Junior’ Poisson, who won the regular season pool by a land slide, has slid himself into 13th spot in the playoff pool. And now, with Bulldog Meloche having a onetime 23 point league on Jingles Jingleroo, is now only up by 11 points with no players left. It is a horse race folks and it could come down to the wire. (I have submitted the stats, as of June 6 for you to review)
Reminder that the Tomcats are hosting their yearend Golf Outing, Friday June 10.
18-20 Tomcats will be on hand to sign autographs and to support the Chris Girard Charity, ‘Bigger Breasts for women that want them’. It is an extremely important charity, one that is recognized by all Tomcats. “Bob Skoretz, originally started up the charity, it is for women who want a breast enlargement, but can not afford it, we the Windsor Tomcats have held this golf event to raise money for the enlargements. Cuz who wants to see a women held back, if she wants bigger breasts. I am very happy and excited to say that we have now raised over 39 million dollars in just over 12 years, with just this one day event.” Stated Tomcat Charity Chairperson Chris Girard.
Party after at Assistant Captain’s Mykel Jaworiwsky. All are invited to attend the party, I am told.
I can put my golf balls and my Harry Ballsonue.
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