(Harry Palm Press):
You gotta take your hat off to a classy guy like Stevo (AKA -The Commish). When he heard Skippy was unable to attend this evening, he advised the injured goalie to not worry as he’d take care of the case of beer Skippy owed. Class is matched with class, as Skippy adamantly insisted he bring the case owed -and with good reason. Seeing as how long the tender has been missing from the flock, he went way out there for his choice of beverages. I give you “TYSKIE” – a robust and very generous 500ml bottle of bubbly goodness -compared to those inferior 355ml brands. Ok it’s not the MGD endorsed brand of the Tomcats -but it is BEER. Time will tell if the Tomcat players enjoy the illictor as much as Skippy does. When I conference called him he explained the tactic -“Problem is I wanted to show up and see the guys – I was also curious about the rumour of another goalie who’d been called up and has been filling in. Apparently he’s pretty good, and was well liked as he’d brought beer. Unfortunately today I had 8-10 needles of a local anaesthetic put in my hand to assist with my recovery. I just don’t know when that’s gonna wear off -and when it does I’m gonna be curled up in the corner prayin for death. So I went with a premium imported brand with more ml to sweeten the pot. Hope it works – and rest assured I’ll be out to support everyone at the outdoor tourney”. Enough said Skippy, cause any good Tomcat will tell you it is indeed about the beer -and not only does any beer taste good, but free beer is even sweater going down. Now that Skippy is getting better, I’ll have to tell him -umm Yuri HANDZONMECAC.
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