Bettman needs to go – He is terrible – When are a bunch of Canadian Billionaires going to get together and start their own league and tell the NHL to pi8s off?
I see something like this
Billionaires – Multi – money to burn – guys who love hockey, fast cars and even faster women –
Goes something like this – PART 1
Once upon a time there was a great hockey league, the NHL – Originally, it was a great league until expansion and then more expansion until finally, you could get 4 tickets. 4 beers, 4 hot dogs and a private suite for a hundred bucks at a Coyotes game.
And then came along a bunch of rich Canadian guys who loved hockey and wanted to start their own league
- Nick – Hamilton
- Stevie J – Toronto
- John Lechicky – Quebec City
- Chris Girard – Winnipeg
- Lovie Edgar – Vancouver
- Dan Connelly – Montreal
All of these guys had money, owned their own arenas and were willing to pay Star players any amount of money they asked for. They had American, Canadian, Cable and pay per view contracts signed sealed and delivered. They sued the NHL for the Stanley Cup and a crooked American Judge granted their lawsuit.
All of the Star players were lured from their current clubs
Crosby to Toronto
OV to Hamilton
John Lechicky signed Max Domi as a 15 year old in Quebec
Chris Girard signed Ben Dubois from the Ottawa 67’s
Lovie inked the Sedin sisters
Danny – Signed every other hockey player with a French Canadian Name
You get where I am going with this. They started their own league and the attendance in the major NHL Markets dropped – You couldn’t give a Leaf or Hab ticket away – The buildings were as full as they are right now in Phoenix. Mike Jaworiwsky wanted in and he just bought the L.A. Kings – The six Billionaires had a meeting and said – FU – Who the hell is a Kings fan anyway?
The new league thrived, the current NHL folded and the Billionaire hired Bettman to drive the Zanboni at the old Essex Arena, which is closed. And his bald side kick shines Danny’s shoes in Montreal and fetches him Montreal smoked meat sandwiches and beer.
The new league thrived, made money, donated to charity, played day games for school children. The Billionaires had saved hockey. Fighting is still allowed but players like Matt Cooke are not allowed in the league because there are only 6 teams and he isn’t good enough. Any fan who sat in a Platinum seat at the ACC was banned from ever attending a game in the new league. The new league had a fan dress code No suits or guys with their faces in cell phones. The buildings had vendors selling hot dogs and beer not chefs selling sushi. A King Can of beer sells for 2 bucks in every rink. Only Canadian Beer is allowed to be sold. There is a designated smoking area outside the each building. Also, the private boxes are reserved for families who can’t afford to take their kids to a game. Seasons Ticket holders must go through a vigorous testing and interview before being allowed to purchase seats. Anybody who works on Bay Street are allowed to attend “Open to the As*holes Only Practises” on March Break.
The Billionaires collectively bought the LaSalle Vipers and made Mikey Jaworiwsky president. He changed their name to the LaSalle Kings. He wanted to move the team to Belle River but the Belle River Canadians owner, Gerald ( I Help you Retire at 25) Finnerty blocked the move.
The new league hired Jacques Demers as Commissioner and Mario Lemieux as the VP in charge of discipline. Any players who played in the original six days who are suffering financially will be well taken care of – They are the guys who put tin the blood sweat and tears to make this game what it is today.
The End ( Of Part 1)
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