Sparky turns down Captain’s role and Soupy doling out 30% off love-seats instead of sweet feeds at Tomcat Tourney!
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There is a major undercurrent of uncertainty in Tomcat Nation right now after word has filtered out that Sparky Renaud, upper echelon Tomcat official, has stepped down from a Tomcat Tournament Captaincy.
“I can’t believe that clown” said Jingles Kuprowski “I’d give my left nut to be a captain and he turns it down like an offer to large size his Big Mac combo at the drive through”. The guys were nice enough to explain to Lovie that you could actually turn down the large size offer.
Stevo wasted no time reminding Jingles that, A, he actually is a captain this year, and B, that the only reason he is a captain is to try and ensure he will actually show up for the spectacle this year.
When called to comment, Sparky replied that he had a work function to attend to and he was disappointed. “I told the sweetie that if I had to I would quit my job to make the tournament. Then I heard Soupy was out, so what the hell?”
The Associated Press contacted Soupy Salakis just before press time and he offered his apologies. “I was so jacked for my first tourney, but that Leon fella is a hard-ass. I hope I still get invited to Christmas at Cousin Sunny’s” said Salakis.
On a related note, Sunny may be getting his 4-star GM rating slashed to a 2. Stevo was overheard behind the curtain. “I can’t argue with the talent level of Soupy and Boomba. They are great players. You could sign up Gretzky and Lemieux for the Tomcats, but if they never come out what kind of manager are you? I have brought out Crow and Brewin who are lighting up the league and all anyone talks about is Sunny and his goddamn Husky Eyes.”
There has been no word from Sunny yet, but Falcon has been picking up increased activity from Greek mafia on the interweb. Stay tuned.
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