Ever wonder what the hell goalies think about when the play is in the other end? Here’s a small sample of how our brains work. I thought this up on Tuesday night (no wonder we lost).
On the first day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me, a season of ball hockey,
On the second day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me, 2 goalie pads, and a season of ball hockey,
On the 3rd day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me, 3 shots in the pills, 2 goalie pads and a season of ball hockey,
On the 4th day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me, 4 break aways, 3 shots in the pills, 2 goalie pads and a season of ball hockey,
On the 5th day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me, 5 beers of stage, 4 break aways, 3 shots in the pills, 2 goalie pads and a season of ball hockey,
On the 6th day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me, 6 more shots in the nads, 5 beers on stage, 4 break aways, 3 shots in the pills, 2 goalie pads and a season of ball hockey,
On the 7th day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me 7 different bruises, 6 more shots in the nads, 5 beers on stage, 4 break aways, 3 shots in the pills, 2 goalie pads and a season of ball hockey,
On the 8th day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me, 8 shots in a row, 7 different bruises, 6 more shots in the nads, 5 beers on stage, 4 break aways, 3 shots in the pills, 2 goalie pads and a season of ball hockey,
On the 9th day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me 9 forwards and no defence, 8 shots in a row, 7 different bruises, 6 more shots in the nads, 5 beers on stage, 4 break aways, 3 shots in the pills, 2 goalie pads and a season of ball hockey,
On the 10th (and last) day of Xmas the Tomcats gave to me, some glasses so I can see, 9 forwards and no defence, 8 shots in a row, 7 different bruises, 6 more shots in the nads, 5 beers on stage, 4 break aways, 3 shots in the pills, 2 goalie pads and a season of ball hockey ……
Happy New Year to the Tomcats and their significant others,
This is Mike Litoris signing off!
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