(Harry lower region pres):
Breaking news Tomcat fans – and unlike the last tip I received regarding a 2010 final tournament type game being played – this one is legit. I was scoping out the local gyms looking to see if I could find any Tomcat players preparing for the new season.
Low and behold I found ZSCAHBBA – mind you he was just wandering thru (I think he was checking out the fat chicks), but he did stop after I hooked him up with one (Cause like the Commish says – Fat girls make the world go round babby!!!) – and he actually spoke with me! CRAZY!!!.
When I brought up the upcoming tournament Derek indicated his knee was still in bad shape – Bad enough to possibly retire for good (What a loss to the organization). I knew he was serious when he indicated he was even going to have to give up his soccer season. Tomcat fans will be crushed, but will see ZSCAHBBA tournament time. ZSCAHBBA indicated he will step out on the floor briefly – in effect making him a player – then scoot off for the remainder – and celebrate another Polka king win. At press time bookies have it 3-1 for the team to repeat – but I just could not burst his bubble. SO fans look to see ZSCAHBBA perhaps for the last time as a player at the tournament.
Till the next breaking news – Yuri HANZONMECACAK (Again)
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