…by Harry Ballsonue
Tomcats President and Chief Operating Officer, Stefan E. Jaworiwsky prides himself on accurate information being distributed throughout the Tomcat organization. “Communication is the international solvent”, Jaworiwsky says, as his face turns red, “Then I see some hack, some bunko artist, write an article on the Tomcat website about Darek Kowalczykowski playing in the tournament, that is false. The head line is wrong, he is not planning on playing”. Jaworiwsky continues to talk to me, in his plush office located on the South East corner of the Kapusta Kow Palace overlooking the Detroit River, he motions to me, with his pointer finger, to wait one moment as he gets his assistant on the line, ‘Amanda get me our lawyers on the line, this guy must be stopped, who is this hockey hater, Yuri Hanzon on something or rather, MS. Howell, call the Police, we need to make sure this guy does not get on the property ever again’.
Jaworiwsky then smiles at me, takes a sip of his Perrier water and whispers to me, “Sorry you had to see that, but this so called web writer, first writes a false story about a mini tournament to be played December 21, he gets some poor naïve kid, Skippy Renaud to get dressed in goaltending equipment, the poor kid, gets on the Kapusta Kow floor and has to be told, he is not playing goalie, that the article was incorrectly written”. Jaworiwsky pauses, then continues, “This is total nonsense, this Yuri Hansonmy whatever, sounds like a made up name too, total nonsense, this guy needs to get his typing fingers broken”. Jaworiwsky concludes.
I’m ushered out of his office, as the Police arrive and so does the President of the Journalism Association of Canada. I am not privy to that conversation, but, both the Cop and the Journalism President did not look impressed with my so called fellow journalist.
So, just so you know, Darek Kowalzyckowski is not playing in the tournament and I am following up a lead on the Chris Girard story, I am told that Girard is to make a decision on whether or not he plans to play in the tournament in the next day or so. I will keep you posted.
Yuri was right about only one thing, Fat Bottom Girls, do really make the rock and roll world go round.
Hockey starts up on January 18, 2011, I am told it is a 6:30 start! Where is that precious little forehead of yours, I can’t wait to put my Harry Ballsonue
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