Windsor Tomcats

Lovie and the Tomcat Goalies have done a bang up job doing a little Sports Illustrated style Q & A.

This was done some time ago and has undergone undue delays because of an editorial desire for a nice little table to put the Q & A’s in. Oh well. Undue delays are just that: undue. To ensure Lovie’s Labours aren’t Lost, dig it:

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1. TV show I would guest star on:

Razor: Mr. Dressup. Why?  I have 2 words for you pal: Casey and Finnigan, nuf’ said. (B.J. and the Bear was a close second)

Bearcat : Golden girls because it sure would be easy to pick up those women.

Falcon: This is a toughie because there are so many, but I would have to say it would be ‘Man vs Food’.  Just watching him eat those giant pizza’s and hamburgers makes me hungry.  I think I’d be able to finish most of those challenges.  I’m thinking road trip to start hitting those places to get me in my tomcats jacket up on the wall of fames.

Skippy: Probably have to go with the Off the record segment on Sports centre – It would finally allow a full hour of Goaltenders crowing about their accomplishments in and out of net.  It would also provide valuable footage of those spectacular saves we do make, VS the loss everyone talks about.  

 2. Ginger or Mary-Anne and why:

Razor: Ginger. Those lips were made for bone smokin’. (Just for shits and giggles, Mrs. Howell would have been my next pick)

Bearcat: Mary-anne because she makes pie and I like pie.

Falcon: No brainer, Mary-Anne a nice old fashioned young farm girl.  Ginger has got to be a HIGH maintenance woman after all according to the song she’s a movie star.  She’s probably had hoagie all around town, don’t want to compete with that!!!  Mary-Anne according to the song is just Mary-anne, nobody special.  Would probably do anything you ask for.  Plus, my X is a redhead, kinda get turned off now

Skippy: Definitely have to go with GINGER, I mean Ginger is a spice, and the name just sounds like a porn star dancer.  Mary just seems plain, she would not be as spicy, and just be a plain Mary (Jane) lay – like Missionary all the time.  I think GINGER would be a little hell kitten in the sack. 

3. Most memorable hockey moment

Razor: 1st Tomcat Tourney.  202 shots in 3 games, 67.3 goals against average, team finished 0-3, I won M.V.P.  Go figure??!!

Bearcat: When the Meloche’s Wild got to lick the beer out of Stanley’s Cup.

Falcon: I’d like to say it was Sidney Crosby scoring the game winning goal at the olympics but I can’t stand him so it sours it for me.  So I guess I’m going to have to say it was the Red Wings peppering goal after goal on Patrick Roy while he was in Montreal…then watching Roy storm off the ice crying about it and saying he would never play another game for Montreal.  Classic Hockey.

Skippy: I know the Commish would argue because it was not in the Tomcat League, BUT I have posted a shutout with my Wednesday Teachers league – I know them teachers are a bunch of wimps, but a shutout is a shutout. 

4. If I could make one change to the Tomcats it would be…

Razor: Change??? If it ain’t broke ……

Bearcat : Nothing what a perfect organization.(although slapshots used to be fun too)

Falcon: I think we should add penalty shots.  I don’t know why, but even as a goalie I like them.

Skippy: I would love to see us move to a permanent four team schedule, like when we choose for tournament time.  Just keep those four teams all year, have four on four with 3-4 spares a side, and 2 goalies – your starter and a replacement.  This would add to Tomcat coffers, and create excitement the whole year.  Come tournament time, we would know who sits 1-2.  All teams would play one another 2X. Then move to playoffs.  Next season, keep Captains, and 4th place finisher picks 1st round and so on. As far as the regular Tuesday games would go, teams playing would still play 3 games, and since we now have a total of 16players that evening, the beer schedule would be 1player bring a case, and a 2nd bring a 12pack….. 

5. Favourite fantasy football team name

Razor: Fantasy footbal is for pooftahs!

Bearcat : Cleveland BrownEyes  

Falcon: Big Ol’ TD’s

Skippy: I would have to create one here, and it would be: Windsor TOMCATS, can there be any other, there should be TOMCATS logos everywhere, mugs, t-shirts, your first child should be TOMCAT, the Karma Sutra needs to add the TOMCAT, TOMCATS sports drinks, cereals, softdrinks, a TOMCATS movie, a ……. 

6. Which is worse, getting scored on five hole or top glove side?

Razor: I mean honestly ….. me? ….. glove side? …. nobody ….AND I MEAN NOBODY scores on my glove side.  That would be the absolute worst. Five hole?  Five hole? I have about 8 five holes.  End of story. 

Bearcat: I would say 5 hole because I know that’s my weakness I spread my legs like a $5 whore.

Falcon: Most definitely 5 hole. Top shelf shots require more skill and u cant feel bad being beat by someone with skill. Most 5 hole goals are from the knuckleballers that just slap at ball and you always think afterwards. How the fuck did that get past me?

Skippy: We both know you would be hard pressed to score in either shooting position on me, Lovie, but I would definitely say being scored on Five hole is worse.  When you score five hole it might mean I was not paying too much attention, maybe got fatigued, or just plain was not ready.  Scoring glove side requires a certain degree of skill – which most players are hard placed to come by when the shot needs to be perfect and placed it in that sweet spot (Top corner – glove side – AND go for the extra zing, by placing the shot just under the bar, where all the fans can hear the DING, and see the puck drop behind the goalie.  THAT IS SKILL BABY) –  VS just throwing it at the middle of the goalie and trying to beat him five hole.  YOU beat me glove side – GOOD SHOT – You beat me five hole – BAD GOALIE – U peed on the rug again.