Canadian Associated Press
Windsor, ON – The highly anticipated newest edition of the ever popular St. Felix has experienced a further delay.
“It was meant to go online Wednesday morning” says Windsor Tomcat PR department representative Craven Moorehead. “However, Youngblood did not get the images scanned Tuesday night due to complications resulting from poor floor hockey play. To make things worse, he is working several hours of overtime tonight. The boys will have to wait”.
All involved are disappointed and none more than Youngblood: “I play like shit then have to work overtime and delay the St. Felix. I am just counting down the days to the Christmas Party”.
Harry Ballsonue, citing ‘sources’, say Youngbloods tenure as IT Department Head hangs by a thread.
League Commissioner, Stevo, could not be reached for comment.
ST. FELIX BEING PUBLISHED WEDNESDAY EVENING.
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