BY Tomcat Web Site Blogger, Heywood Jewblowmee.
Chevy Falcon Sunny Soupy Lovie Youngblood Sparky Rocky vs. Crow Spinner Stevo Cribz Shamus JIngles The Turk Hollywood (Pete Peters) Snowpants
Two very talented squads were sent out on Tuesday night, the White Hawks vs the Dark Side….with the Dark Side taking two of the three games….7-6 7-4, 5-1. Mykel ‘Hollywood (Pete Peters) Jaworiwsky played awesome in net and averaged a 5.00 goals against average on the night after three games.
David ‘Crow’ Crawford was a standout, netting 8 goals in the three contests. “I love it out there” Crow indicated, “I even got to set up Stevo tonight…what can be better then that.” Crow had stated.
Lovie, being Lovie, netted three pretty goals in the top corner. “Once in a while it just seems to work for me” Edgare had stated. “Where does he get the speed”? Asked Snowpants Ferranti, who, had a stellar game, but left the last game with a lower body injury.
Youngblood continues to play well for the Tomcats this year.
Newest Tomcat Soupy Salaris notched three goals for the White Squad.
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“Where you going next week Hollywood? The AVN awards?” – Lovie
“The guy was flicken his nose at me” – Jingles
“Tits ass” – Hollywood
“You don’t know Soupy Sales?” – Turk
“You should look up some old Soupy Sales” – Stevo
“You have Goldie Hawn in her fuckin bikini dancing around when she was fuckin hot” – Turk
Bet announcement:
Shamus has bet that your Windsor Spitfire alumni Taylor Hall will score more points than fellow teammate and Swede Magnus Penjarvi Punjabi. Who took that action? Zhabba. The stakes you ask? A juicy wilfred laurier (that’s 5 CAD).
Junior also has placed a prop bet. Stay tuned for details.
Also Menzel has just announced that the movie ‘Rudy’ is gay and he was an eight line player who should have never seen the field.
Boys, here is the Bubbles soundboard I have been crowing about. Please study this as I can already hear Razor firing these off…
Lovie
Just reminding, for those that might be interested….we will run the NHL Hockey Pool, after hockey on Tuesday…your cost is $11.
We have some sheets printed off, that you can use to select your players…
Bring a pen and a piece of paper so you can write down you team…
Also, glasses for those who may need them to read the small print on stage.
Any questions, call Mike Jaworiwsky at xxx-xxxx (see your email for phone #)
See you Tuesday night.
S,
So, I was at Joe Louis Arena on Friday watching the wings spank the leafs 7 – 3. The greatest business model was discovered there, combing two Great White North traditions south of the boarder.
Beer for the buzz, coffee for the consequences.
Make it a triple triple
Well, to be honest, not hockey related.
Just one of the funniest things I have seen on the internet lately. There are a bunch more of these Drunk Histories, if you are interested. Below is one of the better ones. Enjoy.
ah hell, here are two more:
These words haunt the newly appointed captains.
Boys:
There will be a change in the Captaincy in this year’s tournament, the three new Captains will be Paul ‘Sparky’ Renaud, Andy ‘Youngblood’ Morgan and Kevin ‘Jingles’ Kuprowski. Michael ‘ Hollywood’ will remain the fourth Captain and will be defending his title.
In 2012, the four new Captains will be Ray ‘Razor’ MacDonell, Mike ‘the Falcon’ Menzel, Shane ‘Skippy’ Renaud and Dean ‘Bearcat’ Meloche.
The reason for this change is simple, Michael Jaworiwsky is still in Windsor and he is the Captain of the defending Stanley’s Cup Champions, the Polka Kings, so he should remain Captain, which means having the other three Goalies as Captains, takes away from Razor selecting a team.
This gives a couple of new guys to be Captains for the very first time and it will be fun and merriment for everyone involved.
Tomcats Forever!
Stevo,
Windsor Tomcats 